Rule number one, is that you gotta have fun, But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run
Rule number two, just don't get attached to, Somebody you could lose
fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.
Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

1 day ago · 257,539 notes

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

4 days ago · 81,935 notes

rebagled:

taking a picture and not knowing the flash is on

image

5 days ago · 198,088 notes